The subtitle of this post being, “When you Realize That You’ve Invited A Roomful of Socially Awkward People Apparantly Raised by Ectomorphic Racoons”

(I cannot take credit – K told me this):

So, with the runaway success of “Snakes on a Plane”, they’ve already started work on the sequels, figuring they have a pretty good formula for a blockbuster hit: just put 2 things in the title that terrify people.

The first sequel will be called, “Public Speaking to Sharks.”  The second sequel: “Spiders on a Clown’s Face.”

(Hall wrote another funny take on Snakes on a Plane)

SO, encourage your lame-ass guests to think up zany sequel ideas, with extra points for riffing already-existing movie titles. Some starters:

  • Bastard Out of Scalia and Thomas
  • Fall-Down Pants and the Mysteriously Growing Teeth-Lettuce

Add some 40s of Mickey’s Ice, and you’re set to host the party of the week!