1. K kissing me
  2. As the sun comes up, it brightens the tent walls and enjoins the birds, who are all around, to start singing good morning
  3. As the sun comes up, it sends beams through the blinds and the dust motes dance
  4. Turtle the dog jingle jangles through the cracked bedroom door, waggling his tail and snuffling the new morning
  5. Tea, earl grey
  6. Coffee, half-caff
  7. Ice cream, any
  8. 11 jumping jacks
  9. Creeping realization that the covers have been kicked off and feet are cold
  10. Outside garbage truck noise
  11. Tortured evaluation of whether to go pee now or later
  12. Really cold bathroom tiles
  13. Alarm, someone else’s in the house
  14. Alarm, soft fake nature sounds
  15. Intense leg cramps
  16. Alarm, beeping
  17. Falling out of bed after having weird lucid dream involving ostrich feathers and sticky shoes
  18. Bucket of gatorade poured over bed
  19. “OMG, I totally forgot to _________”
  20. Unexpected phone call in wee hours